Do they sell ear plugs with built in alarm clocks???????

Because I sure need them living in this house. Most nights aren't too bad. The odd time Jay snores but I do to so I don't whine too much.... usually a little smack on the leg stops him long enough for me to get to sleep. Key words there are most nights... last night I could have shot him, Teddi and Belle. We headed off to bed as normal and I drifted right off to sleep. I woke up feeling so refreshed anddiscovered I had only been asleep for maybe an hour... UGH and then the tossing and turning began. As the night went on Jay's snoring got louder... Teddi who usually snores but is manageable decided not to be out done and I swear was snoring louder than him and at the opposite time to boot. So it goes... smack; Teddi shush. 30 second silence. Groan smack;Teddi shush. This goes on for a couple hours with me drifting in and out of sleep.... then the Yeowling starts ( Belles in heat) So Smack;Teddi shush;Belle shut up.... over and over. At 5:45am ( I needed to be up jsut after 7am) I had, had enough with Belle and decided I was gonna lock her in the bathroom to at least cut one of the sounds making me insane. Belle is wise to this game... she has spent many a time in the bathroom ( she is the queen of Kitten time outs) She would hear my leg move from the bed and run and hide. We played this game of chase till 6:20am when I caught her little ass and off to the bathrom she goes. Ahhhh sweet silence... YEAH RIGHT. I laid there listening to Jay and Teddi thinking I am doomed to not sleep tonight... then from the bathroom I hear the Yeowling stepped up a few octaves ARRGH. I set my alarm to go off 15 minutes later than usual, gave Jay a good shove,told Teddi one last time to shush and covered my ears the best I could and drifted off for my last 30 minutes of sleep. No damn wonder I am so tired today :P